So Dewey was CRAZY! as expected, i guess… I almost got attacked by a shark no lie… just a couple of drunk girls swimming at like 6 pm with no lifeguards on duty.I had just found a hole some kids dug earlier in the day and demanded I be buried in it (see below). I then had to go in the water to wash off all the sand, and my friend Caitlin did as well, since she was my burier(is that a word?). Next thing ya know were swimming around in the water and our pal Francesca comes running at us, as well as the sister of the cute boy vacationing with the family screaming ‘GET OUT!’ We honestly thought, oh good Francesca’s going to get in too!’ But we were wrong, Shark! is then proclaimed at us. Sure enough we look over and there is that shiny pointy silver fin steering right for us. It was about 20 feet away and on a bee-line (or as Dane Cook says ‘a lower case l line’). We immediately booked it out of the water. From onlookers, they stated “It was like Baywatch, I have never seen two girls in bikinis run so fast out of the water”. I seriously did not realize how dramatic the situation was until about 6 hours later when the cute boy vacationing with his family saw us at the bar and decided to fill us in on how seriously we were about to be eaten. Awesome.
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